As Sponge Man lay awake in his soap dish one morning, he wondered what the day would bring. Would he help some poor innocent child from picking something up off a dirty floor and putting it in his/her mouth? Would he be called to visit a local restaurant and wipe the kitchen clean while giving a workshop on the merits of "cleanliness in the workplace"? He couldn't wait to begin the day.
Not wanting to waste anymore time he hopped down from his soap dish and right into the sink making one fast whirl around and scrubbing away any germs that may have developed over the night. Or course, Sponge Man always has the cleanest sink in the world. What else would you expect?
He turned the water on, bathed himself in antibacterial soap, wrung himself out and hopped in the microwave setting it for 3 minutes making sure to kill any bacteria on himself. He hopped out and did a couple of back flips and danced toward the front door when he saw a menacing sign in the sky. It was the clear vision that only Sponge Man can see and he didn't like it either. It was the sign of his greatest nemesis; Sal Monella. He knew his day had changed. The battle had just begun. Stay tuned...
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